The best conversation ever!

First off im very happy to read that girls really talk like this.My pictures usually have some thing to do with the top but,sorry todays is really not the case !










Glossy: I remember using "Bug eyes"'s flat iron
Des: i just put my eyeliner that never came off. hahah OH WATTTT.
Des: i would take a bird bath
Des: bar of soap in the sink
Des: and wash my cooch
Glossy: yesss
Glossy: ahahaaha
Des: hahah
Glossy: "bird bath"
Des: i mean shit
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: yes!
Glossy: this needs to be a topic
Des: hahahah
Des: ok for sure
Glossy: because i have some stories
Glossy: yes!
Glossy: oh man "bird bath"
Des: I always take a bird bath
Des: sometimes right after the sexing
Glossy: that's the prime definition too.
Des: i know
Des: cause it looks like one
Des: haha
Glossy: I totally have to pee and bird bath RIGHT after the sexting
Glossy: no matter how drunk
Des: hahahaha
Des: yes
Des: i dont know how some girls dont do that
Des: like betch you wanna lay there
Des: with his precum on your thighs?
Des: gross
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: precum in yer vagina
Glossy: ahahaahaha
Glossy: the "heavy jizz"
Glossy: comes later
Glossy: LOL
Des: hahaha
Des: seriously
Glossy: why do girls do that?
Des: i have no idea.
Glossy: I always just lay there like "are you gonna clean this up?"
Des: it boggles me
Des: hahahah
Des: im like "you better get me a towel"
Glossy: "hand me a towel!"
Glossy: ew, then it smells all bleachy sometimes
Des: hahah the towel?
Glossy: no
Glossy: the jizzz
Des: WHAT
Des: BLEACHY JIZZ?
Des: GIRL WTF
Des: they be drankin clorox or something?
Glossy: you've never smelled bleachy jizz?
Des: i guess ive never had the pleasure
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: what do you mean?
Des: ive never had a bleachy jizz smell
Glossy: like when they cum on yer boobz
Glossy: LOL
Des: hahahhaha
Glossy: you never smelled it/
Des: hahahahahahhaha
Glossy: post it.
Glossy: i bet girls know that colox smell
Des: "WAIT A MIN, WHY DOES THIS JIZZ ON MY NOSE SMELL LIKE CLOROX?"
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: YES
Des: hahahaha
Des: hilarious.
Des: ok so wait before we stray off the topic.. any other things for looking good after a one night stand?
Glossy: lipstick for blush. and if you don't have any gloss or lipstick, look in his medicine cabinets for vaseline ahahah
Des: ha yes!
Glossy: if you don't want to get your weave wet.. no shower sex. suggest a bath ahaha
Des: ahhahahhaha
Glossy: and if you don't wanna sweat your weave out, make sure he has a fan blowing on you during sex.
Des: there always should be a fan blowing during sex, cmon i dont want no sticky sweaty dude throwing droplets on my face while hes plowing to town. GAHROSS.
Glossy: ass poundage
Des:anal ruption!
Glossy: LOL