The best conversation ever!

First off im very happy to read that girls really talk like this.My pictures usually have some thing to do with the top but,sorry todays is really not the case !










Glossy: I remember using "Bug eyes"'s flat iron
Des: i just put my eyeliner that never came off. hahah OH WATTTT.
Des: i would take a bird bath
Des: bar of soap in the sink
Des: and wash my cooch
Glossy: yesss
Glossy: ahahaaha
Des: hahah
Glossy: "bird bath"
Des: i mean shit
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: yes!
Glossy: this needs to be a topic
Des: hahahah
Des: ok for sure
Glossy: because i have some stories
Glossy: yes!
Glossy: oh man "bird bath"
Des: I always take a bird bath
Des: sometimes right after the sexing
Glossy: that's the prime definition too.
Des: i know
Des: cause it looks like one
Des: haha
Glossy: I totally have to pee and bird bath RIGHT after the sexting
Glossy: no matter how drunk
Des: hahahaha
Des: yes
Des: i dont know how some girls dont do that
Des: like betch you wanna lay there
Des: with his precum on your thighs?
Des: gross
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: precum in yer vagina
Glossy: ahahaahaha
Glossy: the "heavy jizz"
Glossy: comes later
Glossy: LOL
Des: hahaha
Des: seriously
Glossy: why do girls do that?
Des: i have no idea.
Glossy: I always just lay there like "are you gonna clean this up?"
Des: it boggles me
Des: hahahah
Des: im like "you better get me a towel"
Glossy: "hand me a towel!"
Glossy: ew, then it smells all bleachy sometimes
Des: hahah the towel?
Glossy: no
Glossy: the jizzz
Des: WHAT
Des: BLEACHY JIZZ?
Des: GIRL WTF
Des: they be drankin clorox or something?
Glossy: you've never smelled bleachy jizz?
Des: i guess ive never had the pleasure
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: what do you mean?
Des: ive never had a bleachy jizz smell
Glossy: like when they cum on yer boobz
Glossy: LOL
Des: hahahhaha
Glossy: you never smelled it/
Des: hahahahahahhaha
Glossy: post it.
Glossy: i bet girls know that colox smell
Des: "WAIT A MIN, WHY DOES THIS JIZZ ON MY NOSE SMELL LIKE CLOROX?"
Glossy: LOL
Glossy: YES
Des: hahahaha
Des: hilarious.
Des: ok so wait before we stray off the topic.. any other things for looking good after a one night stand?
Glossy: lipstick for blush. and if you don't have any gloss or lipstick, look in his medicine cabinets for vaseline ahahah
Des: ha yes!
Glossy: if you don't want to get your weave wet.. no shower sex. suggest a bath ahaha
Des: ahhahahhaha
Glossy: and if you don't wanna sweat your weave out, make sure he has a fan blowing on you during sex.
Des: there always should be a fan blowing during sex, cmon i dont want no sticky sweaty dude throwing droplets on my face while hes plowing to town. GAHROSS.
Glossy: ass poundage
Des:anal ruption!
Glossy: LOL

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Theres many different definition for a WOMAN here are a couple that i actually like and believe!


1.WOMAN - Leading cause of life in humans.

2.WOMAN - a female human

3. ?



they all wanna get to that picture above!
whats a woman to you ?

The Beauty of the WEEKEND

Vampyra (AKA)Leah Marie, Pasadena/L.A/Kansas resident has that school girl, scary vampire, sexy, artistic basically drop dead beautiful young lady . I mean rocks an iphone smokes cigs drinks coffee and is totally not a starfucks faggot. She keeps you guess'n as to if what she has going is not only cooler than what your doing,it has been for yrs. and you had no clue ! baby girl is the burd food (period if you know what i mean !

Stevie Crooks

i'd like to introduce you to my friend stevie, you may know him as MASK ON ! or Life Of Villains team C.!I've recently became kinda close with the guy and im really happy for his success. Me as a drummer and know the struggle behind it all this kid really has his shit together!

Steven Anthony Montgomery (better know as Fire or Stevie Crooks) was born in Bellflower, CA in the summer of 1987. Having been raised by his grandmother who resided in Compton, Steven quickly adapted himself to the realities of the world around him. It was in 1994, while countless, now quintessiential hip-hop albums were released (including: Nas' Illmatic, Wu-Tang Clan's 36 Chambers, Biggie's Ready to Die and Common's Ressurection) at the age of eight that Crooks was formerly introduced to hip-hop. Immediately drawn to the sound, Crooks began experimenting with writing his own music and developing his own sound as a hip-hop artist. Two years later, Crooks' family moved from crowded Los Angeles county to a smaller, quieter suburb an hour away. Unable to snuff his growing love for not only hip-hop music but hip-hop culture as a whole, he strived to achieve his dreams no matter where his life took him. It was only after meeting Robert Johnson (better known as Zilla) that Crooks began to mold himself into a true MC with unparalleled work ethic and determination. Johnson (who harbored the same determination as a music producer) and Crooks became close friends. Through their friendship, each became more focused and polished in regards to their respective fields. Now, in his early twenties -- Crooks is seen as "Giant of Man" not only physically but internally as well. Crooks' continual drive to produce innovative, inspiring music has yet to escape him. He is the voice of hip-hop and he will continue to tell the stories of those who have triumphed and failed. He will continue to tell the stories not only of his own life but of those who are lacking the words to tell their own. The soul of Crooks' music is without borders and without limits. There is that spark in his eyes while on stage that you catch that let's you know he knows that, too. No limits mean constant growth and success. And he hasn't stopped yet

Neil Favila

I really wanted to go on and on about how amazing he is a what he does, but really ehis pictures really speak for themselves. Hands down in my book he's the best out there (period) ! i see people every weekend at every event i play at taking pictures,but his is just better. Neil Favila ladies and gents !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Acrylick | Fall/Holiday 09 Sneak Peek from Michael Acrylick on Vimeo.

Mac & Retna have started a piece at the walls of RVCA HQ liz

The Worst Job Ever

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Consequence & Karen Wheeler @ hennessy artistry

New York City’s Terminal 5 hosted the final stop of the Hennessy Artistry Tour which included surprise performances by Bilal, Don Omar (viva reggaeton!), Consequence, Karen Wheeler of Soul II Soul, Q-Tip, and Queen Latifah, as well as mixology scientists, Common and The Roots. We arrived a little later than we wanted to, but were able to get the full scoop from our main man about town The Good Reverend Dr., who coincidentally has probably attended more Roots concerts than anyone who isn’t in the actual band.

At The Bar With Southern Comfort: Idle Times

Welcome to episode nine of At The Bar With Southern Comfort, in which we travel to some of our favorite new bands’ hometowns (or as near as we can get) and film them covering some of their favorite bands’ best songs. We flew all the way across the country to the verdant Pacific Northwest where Seattle-based band Idle Times met us at the bar for a few beers and catchy throwbacks. It only rained a few times, but we’re pretty sure that grunge is still alive and well, as it should be. Take a look at this impossibly upbeat version of the Velvet Underground’s “I Found a Reason.” And stay tuned for one more episode of At The Bar With Southern Comfor

Banksy

Keeping up with art is hard; trips to galleries, enormous books, and costly bi-annual magazines are just a few of the many expenses you will incur during the process of attempting to stay current with art. While the challenge and difficult of this proposition would seem to actually attract more white people than dissuade them, the amount of work required to become and remain an expert on art is simply too much for the majority of white people.
Of course there are exceptions such as the people who have invested both their money and their lives into the appreciation of art: people with Art History Degrees. But as you have probably noticed, they have very little value to both you and society. The latter is evidenced by their annual salary while the former is to be determined on a person by person basis.
Currently, the artist who is both cutting edge and easy to keep up with is Banksy, and white people love him. He is anonymous, British, easy to understand, and he works in the medium of graffiti! This last bit is very important since all white people consider graffiti to be art when it looks like something other than a bunch of squiggles. In every other instance, they consider it vandalism.
As with any conversation involving white people and taste you should be forewarned that you are walking into a potential minefield. However, art does not work the same way as Indie Music when it comes to the need to like the obscure.
Here’s how it works: if you say your favorite artist is Vincent Van Gogh, MC Escher or Monet, you will appear as though your taste in art is derived entirely from college posters. This is unacceptable. Conversely, if you list Jeff Koons, Laurie Anderson, Damien Hirst or Basquiat, you’ll look like you are trying too hard but don’t really know what you are talking about. Chances are that white people will assume your art education consists entirely of documentaries, bio pics, and looking up references from Gossip Girl on Wikipedia.
Finally, if you list your favorite artist as a current, bleeding edge visionary who white people have not heard of, they will immediately recognize you as a threat and dislike you. It is also a certainty that they will call you pretentious behind your back.
Needless to say, it’s complicated. But Banksy is just right. He’s just edgy enough to be outside of the mainstream, but popular enough to be available in coffee table book form at Urban Outfitters. Though if you spot this book on the coffee table of a white person it is strongly recommended that you imply they got the book at a Modern Art Museum gift shop and not at an Urban Outfitters. This will make the evening far more enjoyable for everyone concerned.
If you find all of this to simply be too much work and wish to ensure that white people will never speak to you about art again, there is an easy escape. Simply mention your favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade and that you are in negotiations to purchase an original from the store in the mall. This will effectively end any friendship you have with a white person

Estelle & Jonathan Kelsey - Two Provocative Artists

I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Kelsey he's amazing at what he does, i hope you enjoy !!!

THE WOLF IS BACK !

Yes folks! If you were like me, desperate to hear the long awaited second album.. Well I can tell you that the wait is actually over!
After a 4 year wait, new band and further delays on top of the original release date, the band have decided to all the full album on to MySpace for all fans to listen to!
What on earth are you still reading this for? GET TO MYSPACE NOW!
Enjoy fellow wolfies!
P.S. I can confirm that it is amazing

Pumped on toys !

Offering a new set of figures in their more natural form, Medicom Toy releases a collection of toys from their latest collaboration alongside Where The Wild Things Are. Included in this lineup, based off the upcoming silver screen interpretation, are Bull, Douglas, Carol, Ira, Judith, K.W., and a dual set with Max & Alexander. All can now be purchased through Medicom Toy retailers, including colette.